OK, here's the plan. We watch the classified ads to see when the government liquidation auction is happening. Then we go down there and bid on all of the Constellation hardware. Me2 says it's worthless, so I figure we can probably by it all for 40 or 50 bucks, max! We will need everybody's pickup for this.
Then we haul all of that stuff to a vacant lot somewhere (there will be plenty of vacant lots and empty buildings after all of Obama's layoffs at KSC are piled on top of the other people who have lost their jobs) and put it all back together and submit our bid to NASA.
We can put a $100 help wanted ad in AW&ST. There will be lots of desperate, unemployed rocket engineers and workers from all around the country around who will be willing to work for the minimum wage and very ready to take revenge on the the commercial spaceflight industry that lobbied to put them out of work. That will make it really easy to beat out SpaceX and the other bidders who have to pay higher wages for their help.
Obama will be so happy with our winning bid that he will stage one of those pep-rally events where he does that Mussolini-type pose that he does. You've seen it. It's that pose where he tilts his chin way up high, pushes his lips together, and looks down his nose at his loyal, unquestioning minions. We can play to his ego and bolster his arrogance by painting the rocket gold and re-christen it as Obama I. His joy and satisfaction might push him over the edge and cause his to finally perform the complete Mussolini-body language and place his hands on his hips as he raises that chin.
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